http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/man-high-on-bath-salts-kills-neighbors-pet-goat-i

5/5/2011 4:28:02 PM

While wearing bra and panties.

5/5/2011 4:37:18 PM

Man calls 911 after being shortchanged in crack deal

Quote :

"According to a police report, White then walked away from the drug dealer, smoked the crack he purchased and then called 911."

http://www.live5news.com/story/14571627/police-911-crack-deal

priorities.

5/5/2011 4:58:25 PM

this is my favorite part... and yes i know i left out the dead goat and the blood:

"he told them, 'don't come in, i'm naked'. but they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down"

you'd think that there would be a law against your neighbors just coming in your unlocked front door and then busting in on you while you're naked in the bathroom.... and that law would be worse than animal cruelty. but i guess no one is supposed to worry about that.

PS - i wish they had bath salts back when i used to get high

5/5/2011 5:31:07 PM

bath salts turn into bath assaults.

5/5/2011 6:08:20 PM

Once again, I hang my head as a former resident of Kanawha County.

Then again, they did trespass onto his property when he explicitly told them not to come inside. I smell mistrial.

5/5/2011 7:01:24 PM

5/5/2011 7:14:54 PM

This man wanted for questioning



Used to combine bath salts and ripple. Called it bath sipple.

5/5/2011 10:03:52 PM